037: Pretty Princess School Is In! We Need A Clumsy Bitch Who’s Good At Frisbee



Jet Wolf is having a great time, but uh oh! Holligay’s off imagining Michiru’s in Classic again! You’ll never believe how pivotal the Danes are to this latest Dark Kingdom plot. In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you!

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036: Minako Finally Gets An Episode? Could’ve Fooled Us



It’s Minako’s first chance to really shine! Good thing there’s no way the show would pass up an opportunity like that. Where would each Senshi hide the ginzuishou? And what does the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade have to do with any of this? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you!

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035: Usagi Is The Princess?! Nobody Ever Watches End Credits



Sailor Moon turns out to be the Moon Princess, in a stunning plot twist nobody saw coming! The gay husbands are exceptionally gay indeed. Rei finally loses her shit, and not coincidentally, so does Jet Wolf. In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you!

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034: Maybe It’s Not A Trap This Time? Mamoru Is Not Very Smart



This episode is packed full of plot and Mamoru’s entirely preventable bleeding! Usagi somehow doesn’t swear off elevators forever after this. And is that Haruka and Michiru lurking in the shadows? No, but when has that ever stopped Holligay? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you!

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033: Is It A Trap? Probably!



**File fixed!** Zoisite and Kunzite hatch a plan and make us sad we never got more time with them. Minako waits in the wings to tell everyone they’re incredibly bad at this! But the big question remains: why stop at stabbing Mamoru just once? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you!

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032: Naru’s Repeated Trauma! Zoisite is Why This Arc Exists



Tuxedo Umino is on the scene, and we’re not really sure why! Zoisite and Kunzite raise so many questions about Dark Kingdom real estate. Hey, Usagi, can you stop pushing the heterosexual patriarchy for two seconds? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you!

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Special #4: Old Fucks



In today’s very special special episode of specialness, Jet Wolf sits down with her Hubby to reflect on fandom a million years ago! Questions are answered in way too many words! Was T-Rex a Sailor Mars fan too? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you!

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Next week, we’ll be back to our regular episodes as we approach the close of Zoisite’s arc. And hey, just in case you missed it, check out where all of last week’s editing time went with This Very Special Announcement!


031: Rhett Butler! Rhett Butler Rhett Butler Rhett Butler



It’s an episode so special, we had to bring in a guest! What does Doc’s wife Jill have to contribute? A hell of a lot, as it turns out. You’ll learn more about some topics than you ever, EVER wanted, it’s a Guided By A New Podcast guarantee. In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you!

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030: A Grand Daifuku Plan! Rei Episodes Are The Best Episodes



Rei and Usagi grow closer in a very complicated series of actions and reactions! Jet Wolf is going to tell you all about it in excruciating detail! Holligay is also here, whether she wants to be or not. In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you!

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029: This Fucking Sucks! You Will Miss The Art Episode



With today’s episode, Holligay draws some bold lines on her life’s experiences! So does Motoki, coming down hard on the “dating middle schoolers” issue. The real question is, will Mako and Usagi escape with their dignity intact? In the name of the moon, we’ll talk at you!

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